{"id":514677,"date":"2016-03-14T15:55:35","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T19:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.fredericknewspost.com\/playlist\/?p=514677"},"modified":"2016-03-14T15:55:35","modified_gmt":"2016-03-14T19:55:35","slug":"south-southwest-diary-entry-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/2016\/03\/14\/south-southwest-diary-entry-3\/","title":{"rendered":"South By Southwest Diary Entry 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"_DSC0009\"Date<\/strong>: Monday, March 14, 2016<\/p>\n

Time<\/strong>: 1:49 p.m. (CST still, duh)<\/p>\n

Place<\/strong>: The back of a Super Shuttle Van<\/p>\n

Driver<\/strong>: You must be with Dell.<\/p>\n

Very, Very Rich Guy<\/strong>: I work for a software company. Yeah, they flew us in for a conference again. Last year – I think it was November – they had music. Wilco and Duran Duran.<\/p>\n

Driver<\/strong>: Wow.<\/p>\n

Very, Very Rich Guy (Looking at me the entire time)<\/strong>: Yeah, I like Wilco. I didn’t even remember Duran Duran, but the more songs they played, the more I forgot how great they were. They were really good.<\/p>\n

Driver<\/strong>: Yeah.<\/p>\n

My Inner Voice<\/strong>: Why are you looking at me? Please stop looking at me. Why do people automatically think I want to talk about music all the time? Is the unkempt hair? Is it because I haven’t shaved? Is it because I look homeless 64 percent of my life? Come on, man. I’d like you much more if you wanted to talk “The Good Wife.”<\/p>\n

Very, Very Rich Guy (Now looking so much at me, I can see my reflection in his gray hair)<\/strong>: Yeah, there’s a lot of music. I really like Wilco.<\/p>\n

Silence.<\/p>\n

Silence.<\/p>\n

My Outer Voice<\/strong>: Yeah, you’ll probably run into a lot of music this time around.<\/p>\n

Driver (Condescending remarks implicit in parenthesis)<\/strong>: Of course (you idiot, don’t you know this is like the<\/em>\u00a0music capital of the universe?)!!!<\/p>\n

Very, Very Rich Guy<\/strong>: Yeah!!!! (Duh!!!!! I know more than you!!!! I like Wilco!!!!)<\/p>\n

Silence.<\/p>\n

More silence.<\/p>\n

All of the silence.<\/p>\n

Silence times a trillion.<\/p>\n

Welcome to Austin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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