{"id":515835,"date":"2016-03-15T21:22:55","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T01:22:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.fredericknewspost.com\/playlist\/?p=515835"},"modified":"2016-03-15T21:22:55","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T01:22:55","slug":"south-southwest-diary-entry-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/2016\/03\/15\/south-southwest-diary-entry-7\/","title":{"rendered":"South By Southwest Diary Entry 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-515836\" src=\"http:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/03\/DSC0084-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0084\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/03\/DSC0084-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/03\/DSC0084-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/03\/DSC0084-1024x681.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2016\/03\/DSC0084.jpg 1624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Date<\/strong>: Tuesday, March 15, 2016<\/p>\n<p><strong>Time<\/strong>: 8:14 p.m. (don&#8217;t start.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Place<\/strong>: The first floor of the Austin Convention Center.<\/p>\n<p>Well, Stitch Early&#8217;s showcase was supposed to start at seven. Its a quarter after eight and I&#8217;m three blocks away from the fun, filing the story for tomorrow&#8217;s <em>Frederick News-Post<\/em>. He was supposed to text me when he found out what time he was actually going to go on, but &#8211; and this is scary &#8211; I texted him about a half-hour ago and still have yet to hear anything. Wouldn&#8217;t it be great if I came all this way and missed the single 15-minute block of time I came here for? Life.<\/p>\n<p>I had food truck tacos today. They were good. Or, well, good enough. It&#8217;s Texas, man. And South By Southwest. What do you expect me to do &#8211; head over to the McDonald&#8217;s &#8220;loft&#8221; for a Quarter Pounder? We were approached by a very drunk man, and that was fun. I also watched Stitch Early change his pants in a parking lot. A very eventful Tuesday, indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the graffiti wall! Man, that thing is impressive. Get to the top, look out over Austin, and realize precisely how many feelings you&#8217;ve been suppressing for the last few years. The smell of spray paint, dirt, sweat and heartache go together quite well in the springtime, you know. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/colinpadraic\">Bob and Arthur<\/a> approved.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a line the size of six Carroll Creeks to get into the official South By Southwest kick-off party on Sixth Street. Ha. Also of note: I saw someone in a Donny costume and all my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feelings rushed into my brain. Someone once sang, &#8220;You can see a million miles tonight, but you can&#8217;t get very far.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Date: Tuesday, March 15, 2016 Time: 8:14 p.m. (don&#8217;t start.) Place: The first floor of the Austin Convention Center. Well, Stitch Early&#8217;s showcase was supposed to start at seven. Its&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-515835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fnpsites.net\/playlist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}